Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 05-Dec-2005 15:44:28

Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...or Deck the Halls and
Spare No Expense!
PARANOIA - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me.
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.
DEPRESSION - Silent anhedonia, Holy anhedonia. All is calm,
All is pretty lonely.
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open
Fire.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the First Day of Christmas My True
Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away).
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell...

Post 2 by sugar (Entertain me. I dare you.) on Tuesday, 06-Dec-2005 12:41:11

lol, that's sick, but oh so funny,

Post 3 by coasterfreak88 (The coaster freak is here.) on Wednesday, 07-Dec-2005 20:40:03

Oh crap! Keep those coming Texas!

Post 4 by Jess227 on Wednesday, 07-Dec-2005 22:28:38

I'm dying over here! Those were great!

Post 5 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Saturday, 10-Dec-2005 9:13:56

LOL! Great joke